The Chromatic Life

I got a chance to hang out with the awesome hosts of The Chromatic Life podcast.

We talked about Splatoon, Batman Arkham Knight sucking on PC, Steven Universe, and how POCs are tired of talking to white people about racism.

Check out Episode 2 – Bronies Ain’t My Homies.

Operation Cubicle #70: Breakfast

Operation Cubicle #70: Breakfast

Agent Jackson, JP Fairfield, and special guest Rock aka Betahadji from the Black Astronauts podcast help us consume the most important meal of the day – breakfast! We hit up the corporate and geeky questions below, but we somehow meander into whether pontificate is a word, significant others spying on our podcasts, Drake freestyle raps, Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts, fast food menus switching from breakfast to lunch, McGangBang, cutting up food and the proper way to put syrup on pancakes.

Operation Cubicle #46: Fall Season

Operation Cubicle #46 Fall Season.

Agent Jackson, JP Fairfield, and De Ana Jones aka naniRandomRapName celebrate the wonderfulness of fall by falling flat on their faces. But first in the intro, we talk about co-queens, Nerdy Girl Swag, TV squees, the award winning Nerdgasm Noire Network, NJ Transit lost & found.

On the corporate side, Jackson shows love for the magical fruit horn that blows watermelons, JP shows off her sweater dress game, and nani3000 must offer final judgement whether pumpkin coffee is good or bad. Three cubicle breaks are falling flat on your face!

On the geeky side, we’re all generally cranky and want all of the sleep during gloomy fall days, but we have an epic discussion on our likes and dislikes for fall TV.

Music:: Ultramagnetic MCs – Critical Beatdown – “Ease Back” and “Moe Luv Theme”
Guest Info: +De Ana Jones,@nanicoolj, NerdyGirlSwag.wordpress.com,
Cubicle Break: http://cubiclebreak.tumblr.com, http://twitter.com/cubiclebreak

Operation Cubicle #41: Admin Assistants

Operation Cubicle #41: Admin Assistants.

Agent Jackson, JP Fairfield, and special guest Martin of the Super Jawncast throw assists to various admins. But first in the intro, we talk about cats finding your hidden computer porn, why Alice from Resident Evil always wakes up naked, the Resident Evil 6 demo, and the wonders of an Ultimate Warrior motivational reality show. We also read user feedback on The Unwritten Rules web series, chili recipes, and more shitting on Nicholas Cage. We also shade Melissa of Nerdgasm Noire for not knowing who Reverend Run is … come on!

On the corporate side, Jackson has no balls and will suck it up if he needs help from a mean admin, JP lets us know that the contractor gossip completely pwns the admin gossip, and Martin’s admin is her boss’s court jester Off with her head if she doesn’t like Drive Angry!.

On the geeky side, Jackson uses his Barry White voice as defense against using call waiting when talking to the ladies, JP gets all Beverly Hillbilly on us, and Martin shares his hate for Xmas. Also, we discuss famous admins with the worst jobs.

Music: The Roots – Things Fall Apart – “Table of Contents 1 & 2” and “The Next Movement”

Guest Info +The Super Jawncast , Martin Legget, @SuperJawncast, @JawncastMart

Operation Cubicle #39: Sleep

Operation Cubicle #39: Sleep.

Agent Jackson, JP Fairfield, and special Guest Sydney (who’s been providing our wonderful Cubicle Breks) try to stay the hell away as we talk about sleep. But first, we talk about booty twerking, allergies and the difference between perfume and cologne.

On the corporate side, Jackson dangerously rests his head on his hand during meetings and goes to la la land, JP does phone conferences from the bed and totally dozes off, and Sydney will call your ass out if you fall asleep during her presentations. Plus, l33t alarm haxxoring!

On the geeky side, Jackson just wanted to stay up late enough to watch the Tonight Show as a kid, JP details her temporary cuddle struggle with snorers and non-snorers alike , and Sydney explains the benefits of white noise. You hang up. No you hang up. No you hang up. No you … zzzzzzzzzz

Guest info: @ThatsMsSydney2U

Music: A Tribe Called Quest – Midnight Marauders – “Award Tour” and “God Lives Through”

Operation Cubicle #37: Return From Break

Operation Cubicle #37: Return From Break.

Agent Jackson and special guest Johanna hold it down while JP is under the weather and talk about how hard it is to come back after an extended period off from work.

On the corporate side, Jackson never updates his damn voicemail message while Johanna reads every damn email and shares why teachers go hard at happy hour.

On the geeky side, Jackson shares his rendition of Return of the Mack, Johanna loves spoiling TV shows that she’s read the book for , and we end with a somewhat in depth discussion on race in the Hunger Games, Games of Thrones, and Hermoine BDSM.

Music: De La Soul – AOI: Bionix – “Watch Out” and “Trying People”

Operation Cubicle #32: Suck Ups

Operation Cubicle #32: Suck Ups.

Agent Jackson and JP welcome special guest Eclectik to suck it up about suck ups! But first, we Step It Up to the Streets and JP expresses a grievance about Magic Mike.

On the corporate side, Jackson laughs as an attempted suck up presentation gets swatted down, JP requires emails and screenshots, and Eclectik brings the ice grill to the workplace and makes suck ups punch walls. We’re also featuring our first ever Cubicle Break reading by MidwestSouthernBlend!

On the geeky side, Jackson is not ashamed of abusing his little brother crybaby status, JP was a mute, and Eclectik has a strange desire for flavored Tootsie Rolls.

Music: KRS One – Return of the Boom Bap – “Return of the Boom Bap” and “Mad Crew”

Guest Info: EclectikRelaxation.com, @eclectik, @PodcastEDP